Our party has had a long arduous day. They arrive back at Futsuka. As they walk in through the gates of the town, they are immediately congratulated for their victory and celebrate the demise of Liiche. Another majestic-sounding piece of victorious music is heard again.
CHRIS starts getting all freaked out and says, "I think we need to get outta this town!!!" He then butt-walks off outta the town and waits outside the gates until everyone is done celebrating and ready to move on.
AXEM: "He truly is a wet blanket."
Ali, AXEM, and TRITHAL are eventually greeted by Shinamori, the apothecary who helped them before. He says, "Ah, I am glad to see you made it."
TRITHAL: "I guess you knew it would end this way."
Shinamori: "Didn't have a clue."
Shinamori puts his arms around them and says, "You humans are so unpredictable."
AXEM: "Uh.....this moment is strikingly similar to the conversation Rayden and Lui Kang were having in MORTAL KOMBAT."
Suddenly Ali snaps a finger in AXEM's face awaking him from his little daydream.
CHRIS then conveniently appears back into the picture: "Pfff. Stop bringing up stuff like that. This is a serious moment."
AXEM thinks to himself how hypocritical CHRIS is as he walks right back to the gate right before entering town.
Shinamori: "Ah, I am glad to see you made it."
AXEM screams humorously and runs to the inn. I think it is obvious to everyone that he is looking for an excuse to have a romp with those hotties from earlier (who must have traveled here from Tsuitachi just for this occasion).
Shinamori: "How are you, princess? King Midus will be ever so pleased that you have survived that debacle."
Ali: "I'm fine, thank you. Can you ensure quarter for us tonight? We would appreciate it."
Ali starts showing off her hotness to Shinamori. Because Ali is a total hottie with a tight sculpted body complete with nice smooth legs goin up that tight butt and a pert rack and flowing blond hair that is....wait a minute, I'm the narrator here and I'm getting horny off my own words.....ok, so you get the idea, Ali flirts her way into getting the party a place to hang.
Ali turns to face TRITHAL offside.
Ali: "I appreciate what you and your party have done thus far. What you did back there means alot to me, and while I can't say you and I will be on better terms than we are now, I will say that my disdain for you is slightly lessened."
TRITHAL: "I guess that's fair enough."
Ali and TRITHAL agree that they are joined together by their own goals for their own future and their respective pasts. They agree to stay in good terms with each other during the duration of her delivery back to the palace.
Ali goes to find AXEM when she is confronted by CHRIS. CHRIS noticed that the little fanfare music ceased and went back into town.
CHRIS: "Hey, Ali."
Ali: "Hey, Chris. How are you?"
CHRIS: "Oh, I'm good," he continues, "So what's up with you and Axem? Is he gonna get a little pussy action? Heh-heh."
Ali frowns at CHRIS realizing that he has no idea how to talk to females and moves on.
Ali moves on casually walking the town chatting with the locals.
TRITHAL notices CHRIS has made his way back into town.
TRITHAL: "Hey, Chris, since Ali is gonna go chase after Axem, you wanna yee?"
CHRIS: "Ok. As long as it has nothing to do with Japan."
After TRITHAL whacks CHRIS with another pillow for saying something stupid, the two make their way to the Inn and find a TV and manage to find something on that they both can agree on: Ren and Stimpy.
As the day turns into night the celebration has sorta turned into a party. TRITHAL gets wasted on the local booze while CHRIS pussies out as usual. TRITHAL stumbles out of a tavern and approaches Ali.
TRITHAL, speaking very slurred and drunkenly, points at Ali: "Hey, Ali, your hot...Can we fuck?"
Ali realizes that he is just wasted and simply laughs a little about it.
Ali jokes, "Alcohol is bad for you, Trithal."
TRITHAL: "AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! WHY WON'T ANYBODY FUCK ME?!"
A horse-lizard creature walks by.
TRITHAL: "See, even that horse-lizard creature won't fuck me!"
AXEM partakes in the local booze in moderation because he knows how to handle himself at a social celebration. TRITHAL may have years of battle training, a kickass backstory, and a weird language that very little people know, but he still has no fucking idea how to carry himself in an environment such as this. As he looks over at TRITHAL sprawled out on the bar looking like he had a little too much to drink, AXEM laughs a little about it, also and wonders what his absent party member THRAX has gone to. He thought to himself that he sure is needed and that he must love to make AXEM, TRITHAL, and CHRIS wonder where the hell he is.
Our three heroes and heroine (not heroin) later settle in for the night. AXEM wonders what will happen when they venture beyond Futsuka and the now-vacant Snow Fortress in the morning.
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