Saturday, March 19, 2011

EPISODE FORTY-NINE: The Fruits of Your Labor

GROUP THREE notices a dead-end approaching. They walk a little further to confirm that they have reached the end of the cave and now stand near the dead-end.

Evan: "Well, we made it to the end. Thank gosh."

Rishna: "Hey, look!"

The party sees 3 treasure chests slightly hidden from darkness tucked to the side of the dead-end. Evan and Ali hesitantly approach the chests. Evan opens one up and in it contains "Muika Charm". Ali opens one and in it contains "Sabre Ring". She turns to open the final chest and it contains "Rare Vial".

Ali: "This is it! We found it!"

Evan: "Smokin'! But what are these other things?"

Ali: "Let's try to equip them, Evan."

Evan equips the accessory he found, and Ali does the same. The find that the accessories have infused them with alot of extra energy. They query their stats....

Ali (LV 12; 25/65( 25) HP; 20/55( 25) SP; 1110 EXP)
Evan (LV 10; 19/62( 25) HP; 11/42( 25) SP; 847 EXP)

Ali: "Yes!!!! Amazing!! This is prodigous!!"

Evan: "Yeah, our stats have increased greatly!"

They also find that their magic offense and magic defense have increased greatly putting their somewhat up to par with the rest of the group.

Anri: "That's cool! Let's hear it for the girls team!"

GROUP THREE cheers and rejoices and that cheesy victory music begins to play.

Evan: "I'd have to say that a B2K song would be better suited for the coolness of this."

Alys: "I think this music is appropriate enough. Congratulations, team."

The 3 Saibotian Wizards in GROUP THREE, being very powerful already, welcome Ali and Evan's gifts and aren't too bummed that there aren't any accessories for them.

Evan: "Wait, wait, wait. Why did these particular accessories have names associated with us, and why were the ones designed for us conveniently at the end of the cave we went into?"

Alys: "This IS an RPG, Evan, and it automatically puts the respective items at the end of the respective caves. The others will probably find a similiar treasure and I bet that the accessories corresponding to each person will be there, too."

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TRITHAL: "やった! STOMP! This is awesome!"

TRITHAL has found "Morgura Headband" in a lone treasure chest at the end of the cave that GROUP ONE headed in. He equips it and notices his stats have vastly improved.

TRITHAL (LV 14; 21/79( 25) HP; 0/67( 25) SP; 1237/3000 EXP)

Unbeknownest to him, the others have found similiar treasures as well. TRITHAL acts accordingly.

TRITHAL: "Stomp ass, Aelle! Boy, I'm gonna blow the others totally away with my new item! I'll put them on their stupid asses especially that pig-headed princess."

Aelle: "Now, now, Tsutaru... accept your gift honorably."

TRITHAL: "Ya know, you're really starting to piss me off with all the 'mothering' you're doing!"

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MEANWHILE, GROUP TWO has made it to their little treasures at the end of their cave.

There are 3 chests in this cave. AXEM opens one to find "Metal Jacket", and Thrax opens one to find, "Belt of Pantheas". The two of them are huge RPG aficionados so they put 2-and-2 together and immediately equip the accessories, then query their stats.

THRAX (LV 13; 9/60( 25) HP; 30/101( 25) SP; 1471/3000 EXP)
AXEM (LV 14; 21/52(*=) HP; 5/50(*=) SP; 1384/3000 EXP)

THRAX belts out a guttural death metal growl and AXEM whips out the "devil sign". Danika and Palledoris congradulate them.

AXEM: "Hey, whats in this other chest?"

AXEM opens it to find "Leaky Tampon."

THRAX: "BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

AXEM: "Eww....I bet this is for Chris."

THRAX: "You better hang onto it...[chortles]...since you are such a twat stain right now."

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All members turn around and make it to the entrance without obstruction. Once everyone arrives, TRITHAL attempts to rub it in everyone's faces about his treasure, but then looks like a buffoon when he sees that THRAX, AXEM, Ali, Evan, and CHRIS have accessories, as well. In retaliation for AXEM calling TRITHAL a buffoon for his little act of immaturity, he snatches the accessory meant for CHRIS away from him, since they are out of the cave, and decides that EVAN should keep it to remind him of his departed crush, CHRIS... Plus it suits Evan just as well, him also being a leaky twat. AXEM's stats return to the level they were at after he equipped "Metal Jacket".

This adventure took all day so it is no surprise that it is dark and the party heads uphill to Oldajon. Once they make it to Balthisar's place they are greeted with congratulations.

Balthisar: "A-HA! There it is! Now I can make all my items legit!"

THRAX: "Sweet! Does this mean you can sell us that ALLY DOWN now?"

Balthisar: "Hell, You can have it!"

AXEM: "Dickass!"

Balthisar: "I see you found some other strangely-fitting treasures down there as well..."

The party members go into detail over the items they collected and how their stats have enhanced because of them.

Later that evening they go out to dinner at a decent Italian place. Balthisar, who has not had any decent income lately, thanks TRITHAL and AXEM for covering the bill with their winnings. After dinner, the party returns to their hotel rooms exhausted from the day's happenings. AXEM and Rishna, who were too tired to care about spending time with each other, barely said one word to each other after the dinner, and everyone, including AXEM and Rishna, get plenty of sleep during the night.

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