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Ali uses her last 4 SP and casts a spell entitled "Energizer" which temporarily boosts everybody's attack capabilities.
TRITHAL (17/35 HP; 12/26 SP; 372/3000 EXP)
AXEM (29/37 HP; 7/34 SP; 379/3000 EXP)
CHRIS (20/31 HP; 4/40 SP; 332/3000 EXP)
Ali (17/24 HP; 0/14 SP; 313 EXP)
Liiche then turns to ream into AXEM. He turns to do the same fist mashing move to him as he did to TRITHAL. Liiche is suddenly put off due to AXEM's mutant pheromones, and withdraws his attack. Liiche lands no damage.
TRITHAL decides he should use a little bit of his magic and concocts a small whirlwind blast from his katana blade. Liiche looses 10/86 HP. TRITHAL uses 2 SP.
AXEM attempts to use all of his SP for a massive magic attack against Liiche for the insult of having mutant pheromones that are strong enough to affect a hideous ogre-like snow creature.
AXEM: "I call upon the power of the mammoth's reign of Earth, the power of which will take you down, you son-of-a-bitch Liiche!"
TRITHAL annoyingly asks, "Really?"
AXEM: "Really."
TRITHAL: "Really?"
AXEM: "Yeah, man, this cock-slut won't know what hit him."
TRITHAL: "Really?"
AXEM: "Oh, yeah. It's gonna stomp his ass."
TRITHAL: "Really?"
AXEM: "Really, really."
TRITHAL: "Rea--"
Liiche interrupts TRITHAL and quickly isolates the two and unleashes SNOW STORM. A huge blast of snow is bombarded against the two and are paralyzed due to the sub-zero temperatures. AXEM and TRITHAL's stats are temporarily cut right back down to the way they were before Ali cast her ENERGIZER spell.
CHRIS: "Sheedeep. Damn, Trithal, don't 'really' everything to death, and Axem, don't emphasize everything to death."
CHRIS, wanting to prove he is useful, unleashes a magic attack called PIRANNA CHOMP in which he grabs one of his bigass plants that he has grown for years that he loves more than his own life and begins to talk to it really really soft-like, "You wanna do it for it, daddy? Yes, yes, you're a kickass plant, aren't you? Yeah, yeah."
Ali, having heard enough of CHRIS' weird thing with talking to his plants from AXEM and TRITHAL, shakes her head in disbelief and pity while at the same time feeling sorrowful in knowing that the last remaining spell caster is about to waste his final amounts of SP on something retarded. Then suddenly, a loud shrieking bellowed cry is heard coming from the large plant that weighs as much as CHRIS himself, and the plant shoots over to Liiche like a bat outta hell and devours on Liiche. Liiche loses 36/76 HP, and CHRIS loses his remaining 4 SP.
Ali: "Wow. The one time when Chris proves himself to be weirdly useful, Axem and Trithal aren't cognizant enough of what is going on to witness it."
Ali, having spent enough time with our heroes, knows that AXEM and TRITHAL will not believe Ali when she tells them about this.
Ali then takes her turn and attacks Liiche with her dueling sword. Being that she has not been paralyzed or stricken with any other ailments, the effects of the ENERGIZER spell she cast are still working on her and that attack does 13/40 HP damage to Liiche.
Liiche decides he has had it and starts using magic. He unleashes BARBARIAN STOMP in which his huge arms continuously hammer his fists into the ground propelling him towards our party, eventually making contact with this attack. After Liiche kicked up plenty of dust and his all-magic attack was finished, he had realized that his mad mashing had canceled out AXEM and TRITHAL's paralyzation. Unfortunately Axem loses 15 HP, TRITHAL loses 16 HP, CHRIS loses 19 HP, and Ali, while still unaffected by all of Liiche's magic because of her considerably high magic evasion and whatnot loses 7 HP.
TRITHAL (1/35 HP; 10/26 SP; 372/3000 EXP)
AXEM (14/37 HP; 7/34 SP; 379/3000 EXP)
CHRIS (1/31 HP; 0/40 SP; 332/3000 EXP)
Ali (10/24 HP; 0/14 SP; 313 EXP)
TRITHAL and CHRIS lose vitality and are systematically shifted to the back and AXEM and Ali are forced to end the battle whether it be with Liiche's demise....or their own.
AXEM: "Damn, that sucked."
Ali: "Yeah, for real."
Liiche: "Oh, great. I had to keep the two most urbanization-ly hip modernized individual's ability to fight better than the other two. I'd rather hear Macha-Rei's plans to see to it that I am defeated."
Ali: "He doesn't need to be energized for you to hear that. You will never assume the throne of the Mountain King. Trithal seeks his own path. Macha-Rei is dead, and soon you will be, too."
AXEM is too determined and alerted to care what they are talking about and huddles with Ali quickly to discuss how they will put an end to this ogre's reign of terror. The two had discussed earlier about special duality attacks the two could do together in a situation where it might be necessary. Despite AXEM's swinging philosophy on sexuality, he remains infatuated with Ali beyond just horniness. So they break from their little huddle and without warning they begin to unleash the final attack that will hopefully ensure victory. Ali leaps onto AXEM's shoulders, then leaps off pointing her dueling sword at Liiche while AXEM unleashes METEOR BLAST. That magic attack which cost AXEM the remaining 7 SP propelled Ali beyond MACH 3 speed and pierced Liiche's ogre-like body. That move combined with AXEM's attack boosted the damage and Liiche's loses 26/27 HP.
Just then, TRITHAL is aware enough of his condition to muster up the energy to use a potion on himself and gains 20 HP. He then uses another one on Chris and he gains 20 HP as well. AXEM turns to finish off Liiche when he is stopped by Ali who gives him a look like this is TRITHAL's score to settle and he must be the one that ultimately kills Liiche. SO as Liiche is obviously defeated with 1 Hit point remaining the party rejoices. A victorious fanfare plays in the background. Chris looks around puzzled and wonders, "uh...what the hell is that?"
AXEM: "Pffff. Duh, Chris. When you win a big battle you always hear some kind of majestic victory music."
CHRIS: "Yeah, well, it sounds stupid. It sounds like stupidass keyboards and a bunch of bullshit. I would rather hear something stomp like the Doobie Brothers."
CHRIS then mimics the signature wah-wah-esque riff from "China Grove", and begins to "thrash out".
AXEM: "Chris, don't dumb this moment down with your pseudo-stompness."
BATTLE MODE OFF
The party gains 100 EXP and everyone gains 2 levels simultaneously, and our party learns plenty of new spells.
TRITHAL (21/39 HP; 10/30 SP; 472/3000 EXP)
AXEM (14/41 HP; 0/38 SP; 479/3000 EXP)
CHRIS (21/35 HP; 0/44 SP; 432/3000 EXP)
Ali (10/28 HP; 0/18 SP; 413 EXP)
As the party rejoices for a slight nano-second, they see TRITHAL slowly walking over to Liiche with his katana blade drawn........CHRIS and AXEM let him have his moment. Ali half-ass knows what this is about to lead up to...........................
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